When a Ford F-150 falls asleep, do you think its nightmares are haunted by a charging bull moose looking to violate its tailpipe? If not, this one's will be. An amorous moose was caught in the throes of passion in a parking lot outside of Hampton, New Hampshire and would not be dissuaded from his task by beeps from a remotely sounded horn or camera flashes from onlookers. The mighty beast eventually wandered off and in its wake left a bewildered owner and a scratched up truck. If you've ever wondered what a moose boner looks like, click here to sate your curiosity; otherwise, commence with the Sarah Palin jokes. [SeacoastOnline via Pickuptrucks.com]