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Convicted on 29 misdemeanor charges, including 19 counts of annoying or molesting a child under the age of 18, eight counts of sexual battery and two counts of battery (which all occurred in a two-week period), Calvin Hoang Cat of San Jose is looking at two years in prison for grabbing young women's breasts during the parallel parking section of their driver's test. Cat claims the fondling was brought on by fear of being in a car driven by another person. We're wondering if he wasn't all hepped up on Twinkies at the time.

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