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The wise sage of Hooptyrides, Inc. layeth down invaluable advice on the procurement, care and feeding of automobiles that may or may not be as old or older than you are. Download the handy .pdf file, suitable for printing, laminating and storing in one's somewhat-greasy glovebox.While downloading, click past the jump for a rock video featuring a group of some note who between them owned an early Olds Omega, a '63 Valiant and some sort of Rambler. In fact, they even went to college with Spinelli, granted Johnson his first rock 'n' roll interview and were on the iPod during the infamous Schnitzer Incident.


The Mister Jalopy Pocket Guide to Life & Death with Modest Automobiles [Courtesy of Hooptyrides]