Further proof that the people behind the Bondage Mini have all the good drugs: This video is a 104-second ode to the joy of the branded geek-out. Never trust the Germans with plywood.

OK, so maybe they're Swiss. Or something else. Our German French is too rusty to tell the difference. Still, you get to see the Mini Countryman in motion, and the enthusiasm is kind of infectious. Welcome to Miniwood.

(Did anyone else immediately think of a bunch of jokes related to sex and the notion of a very randy, very Swiss little person? Is that just me? Am I broken?)