Bob Castle gets plastered on Aftershock cinnamon schnapps and then gets arrested for DUI. This is his lot in life, his calling. We hate to make light of someone putting others at risk with their irresponsible behavior, but come on, 16 DUI's and he's only 38? And who drinks the schnapster and admits to it? Castle is quoted as saying he doesn't have a drinking problem, he has a driving problem, we say you've got both buddy. Actually, at the moment he has neither. A Seattle judge threw the book at him on this 16th conviction (it took until now?) and he's going away for a year in the slammer. We'll put a dollar bet down that says he learns how to make prison wine inside a week. [Seattle Weekly]