Oh man. Where's our fruit hat? We're scamming a ticket to Ecuador from an unsuspecting produce wholesaler, just to get all immersed in the country's third-most-economically important city. A city, of course, named for Rüsselheim's most important export, the Opel Manta. Plus, it's got the largest seaport in the country, which makes it sort of like Pedro. And let's face it, harbors + Mantas + fruit hats? How can one possibly go wrong? Wait, wait, don't tell us. We don't want to know. We just want to listen to late-Ozzy-era Sabbath and Mantasize.
Manta, Ecuador [Wikipedia]
Related:
Isle of Manly, Isle of Manta [Internal]