Score another one for Charles Darwin. Police in Iowa roused a man from sleep in his car, which was parked outside the local county jail, to find a complete mobile methamphetamine lab inside. The man, ironically named Kirk Marvel (no, not the pornstar superhero, that was Kirk Marvelous), was arrested and charged with a gillion counts of dipshitosity and a single count of operating a catering truck without a permit.
Waterloo Man Runs Meth Lab From Car [KCCI-TV (Iowa)]
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