Lotus has lost its Frankfurting mind

Lotus just pubbed a post and video teasing what may be a facelifted 2012 Lotus Exige on its media site. The headline of the post? "The Lotus Fight: What The F...rankfurt?" It's making us continue to wonder "What The F-" as well.

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The video features a glimpse of what looks like a blurry Lotus Exige squaring off with an angry pugilist, and it's discernible for anyone able to jab the pause button fast enough.

We reached out to our sources at Lotus to ask what the hell the car in the video might be, but then we quickly realized we had no sources at Lotus. And any we do have, would just lie to us anyways.

DISCUSSION

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Come gather 'round drivers

Wherever you roam

And admit that the cars

Around you have grown

And accept it that soon

What was light, will be blown

If your company to you

Is worth savin'

Then you better start yellin'

Or you'll sink like a stone

For the times they are a-changin'.

Come bloggers and ragers

Who rant about with their pens

And keep your eyes wide

Lotus won't change again

And don't speak too soon

For the wheel's still in spin

And there's no tellin' how

Fat it's gettin'

For the skinny now

Will be getting more skin

For the times they are a-changin'.

Come fanatics, CEO's

Please heed the call

Don't stand in the doorway

Fat fuck will get stuck

For he that gets hurt

Will be Babar in a stall

There's a battle outside ragin'.

It'll soon shake his windows

And rattle his walls

For the times they are a-changin'.

Come trollers and haters

Throughout the tubes

And please criticize

'Cause they trollin' us dudes

Your Evoras and Exige

Weight they'll exude

Your old ways are

Rapidly agin'.

Please get out of the new one

"add lightness" is dead

For the times they are a-changin'.

The line it is drawn

The curse it is cast

The skinny one now

Will later be fat

As the present now

Will later be past

The order is

Rapidly fadin'.

One can only wish

Bahar gets attacked

But the times they are a-changin'

*plays harmonica*