It's the final press day of the Frankfurt motor show, and we'll be here all day, trudging from pavilion to pavilion. This place is so big the DaimlerChrysler exhibit just applied for EU membership. It's so big, you need a visa to take the escalator. It's so big, it's still only 1989 here (astronomy joke; you'll get it later). And, if that radio guy in the press room does another flubbed take on his European suppliers report, we're gonna throw a chair. That's all for now. Oh, and stay tuned — later we'll be announcing the winner of Jalopnik s Contest of Speculation.
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