If I saw a wave this big, all you'd hear is the silent terror of pants being wetted. But this mariner saw a wave taller than most office buildings, and instead laughed the joyous chuckle of the criminally insane. This mariner is, clearly, a hero.

"That's fucking awesome," he says.

You're goddamn right it is. Except for, when, you know, waves actually smash windows and kill people.