Take a bunch of Kiwi hoons, a high-mounted Garrett JFS100 gas turbine jet engine, and a gutted Honda Z600 - what do you get? Fun, that's what. While it's not going to set any land speed records, it certainly is entertaining to watch the Honda "Jetboy" evolve from having a raw engine, to fixed nozzle, to turboprop that manages to rollover on it's side in a corner. These guys probably have very understanding wives.
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I'm the honda flippin' Hoon-nocerous
My engines did fly and the jets are in the back
And I'm hoony
I'm hoony
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my jet
The Wild Hoon Stampede
I'm not just wild, I'm trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a racer and pilot that dated
And subsequently procreated
That's how it goes
Here's the Honda-hoon-opotamus
The hip honda hoon
They call me the Honda-hoon-opotamus
My gas tanks are bottomless...
They call me the Honda-hoon-opotamus
Burners that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this exhaust a gust
Hoonin' this metrop or bust
I'm not a large slow-driving mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Wert tell you that, perchance?
Wert...
This Honda and Jet they do get played
Because this Honda and Jet they do get made
And if you hoon like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid
My Hondas so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my engine is sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this
Other drivers dis me
Say my hondas sissy.
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?
Why? 'Cause I hoon in reality!
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea!
There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party
Heigh! Ho!
I'm the Honda flippin'
I'm the Honda flippin'
I'm the Honda flippin'
Who's the Honda flippin'?
I'm the Honda flippin'
I'm the Honda flippin'
I'm the Honda flippin'
Honda flippin'