Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams.

I revealed to the Jalopnik team this morning that I didn’t know Toto’s ‘Africa’ until some friends played it ironically in a bar. So what did I spend my childhood listening to, you ask? Here’s a taste. Caution: If you’re driving, please pull over, because you’re about to have your mind blown straight into outer goddamn space.