Killing Us Softly With Its Song: Ranchero Park!

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Farago-minion Sajeev Mehta found this converted '80s Colony Park behind a dreary strip mall somewhere in Houston. The first two cars we ever drove regularly were an '80 Colony Park and of course, our El Camino. This then, is a representative Reese's Peanut Butter cup of our early motoring history, the ElCo's chocolate in the Mercury's peanut butter. Plus, it was sighted in a town where too many of our exes were born. It's fraught with mad symbolism from the subatomic level on up! It is a Eureka moment of such momentous portent that the only proper response is a barbaric yawp! Thank you Sajeev. Thank you.

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