"Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true. Jerry Lee Lewis is the Devil. Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet. All of a sudden I found myself in love with the world, and all I could do was ding-a-ding-dang my dang-a-long-ling-long."
-Ministry, "Jesus Built My Hot Rod"
Interestingly enough, Jerry Lee Lewis' Excalibur looks nearly identical to the one driven by Alabaster Jones in the King of the Hill episode "Ho! Yeah!" Jerry Lee ain't the devil, he's just a pimp.
-Davey G. Johnson
UPDATE: One reader has written in, mentioning that Jerry Lee's purported Excalibur looks an awful lot like a Zimmer. Anyone else care to weigh in? (Thanks, Frank)
Jerry Lee Lewis' Piano-Shaped Pool & Cars [KyleEsplin.com]
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