Well, OK, in addition to taking on his little rodent friend on last night's episode of Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson also managed to be imbecilic enough to stick the lit end of a pipe by Porsche Design into his mouth. While it's true the hot end of a Porsche does normally go in the back, wethinks reversing the pipe for the sake of illustrating it may be a bit hazardous to the roof of one's mouth and tip o' the tongue. On the other hand, it certainly makes for some comedic gold.
[via Cupojoes]