The first full episode of Neat Stuff In Cool Cars premieres tomorrow on Jalopnikā€™s new YouTube channel. Thereā€™s a lot of terrified Ballaban. Prepare yourself.

Is this a bad idea? Probably, but to quote from Jurassic Park:

[Y]our scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didnā€™t stop to think if they should.

Neither did we.

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