"Frank was becoming increasingly dismayed with Jaguar
s new human in-car navigation system, Nigel, especially once he realized that the
shut the fuck up
command had no effect."
Congratulations to Ryan, the winner of the first Jalopnik
s Strange Car Photo Caption-Writing Contest. For his achievement, Ryan will recieve a copy of the Muscle Cars Field Guide: American Supercars 1960 - 2000, an excellent reference to America's indigenous V8-powered beasts. Awesome entries, all. Click through for the runners up, and don't forget to send in those photos to tips@jalopnik.com.
Runners up, sans last names (Yes, they are all real people, wiseasses):
· "Despite numerous setbacks, Joseph would let nothing stand in the way of his Kennedy Assassination re-enactment." — Brent
· "Renting a Jaguar to pick up chicks will work if you have style and panache. It, however, will not work when you split this venture three ways with the guys from marketing, one of whom is 8 feet tall and yells at 20 year olds "whats up sluts" at stop lights." — Matthew
· "New safety device in the event of a roll-over - Peter the accountant's head" — Fiona and Chris
· "Hesitant at first, his two friends had finally caved to his demands in assisting his somewhat unique attempt at suicide-by-low-bridge, as he offered them his pocket gold watch and wallet. Having cruised for several hours in search of the illusive 3 1/2 feet bridge, they were now, however, wondering if he would also cover the gas costs." — Thomas
· "Of course on balance it was a bummer, but then again there was the rare time when losing two legs in that freak bicycle accident turned out to be something of an advantage." — Van and Catherine
· "I don't care what you say, the driver seat has a back massage option and I can feel it working right now." — Bob
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