Jalopnik's Strange Car Photo Caption-Writing Contest

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"Clive felt a thrombosis forming somewhere deep within his upper thigh, but was nonetheless steadfast in his resolve. Not honoring an earnest call for 'shotgun,' he felt, was just ungentlemanly."

That's ours, now what's yours? Send in your best captions for the photo above and we'll publish the one we think is the funniest, judged by a team of murderous trolls (i.e., the Jalopnik staff). Plus. we'll award some kind of modest (and as yet unnamed) prize to the winning writer. On the other end, send in your photos of weird, auto-related events, for similar recompense. (This one was sent in by Matt, who pilots a Treo 650 as if it were a '73 911 Carrera.) Send captions and photos to tips@jalopnik.com