And the hits keep on coming as if Thriller were as long as Sandanista!. Actually, thinking about Michael Jackson singing along with the children on "Career Opportunities" really kinda freaks us out. But not as much as this photo, and some of y'all have really risen to the occasion. As always, the uncensored version is here, and your entries should be e-mailed to tips@jalopnik.com. Submissions remain open through Sunday, winner to be announced on Monday. Today we're highlighting the Top Gear-referencing bits, so click on through to the other side. Click on through to the other side.
"I'm Jeremy Clarkson reminding you to tune in to next week's episode of Top Gear." -Igor
"Man, those interns over at Top Gear are REALLY dedicated to their job!" -Jeff
On to the rest...
"His doctor's methods were unorthodox, but Marty was willing to try anything to get rid of the Land Rover shaped tumor on the end of his penis. Even dress up as a slutty Bea Arthur." -Rob
""Larry, tired of taking it in the rear at the Land Rover dealership, decides to turn the tables in his favor." -Sean
"Happy Holidays from the Northern California chapter of Earth First." -Ernest
Our Favorite of the Day:
"What, you thought Prince Charles married me for my good looks? It's because I can do this.
OK CHUCKIE, WRAP YOUR LIPS AROUND THE AIR SNORKEL, HERE COMES DUCHESS." -Ben