The response to our call for T-shirt slogans was overwhelming. We couldn't have gotten more entrants if we were giving away passes to the booth-babe dressing room at the Moscow auto show. Because we're feeling more or less democratic โ€” and because you guys have proven your comments-quip prowess โ€” we're putting the finalists up to a vote, in two rounds. Round two tomorrow. Don't break anything.

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