On today's Jalopnik Precast, Farago helps Spinelli get ready for the Paris auto show by teaching him a new phrase (no, not that one). They also discuss how Mercedes's new urea-based emissions-cleansing system will make the company's diesels clean enough to sell in the US, but wonder what that will mean for consumers who must maintain said systems (nuff said). They also look at the new CrossGolf MPV for Europe, which recalls Subarus from the late 1970s. Oh, fun times ahead.