Screenshot: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (Disney/Marvel)

It was the summer of 1980. Mom met dad and it wasn’t long until they were crazy about each other, rolling through the countryside in their Ford Mustang II King Cobra T-Top. Dad didn’t stick around long, though. Turns out he was just a manifestation of a god-alien the size of a planet and was only here to colonize the universe.


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