No jokes here, Volvo is actually offering 20 special films that you can adorn your C30 with. We guess this is for people who think the Volvo C30 R-Design is too tough? Starting next week you can make your C30 a woodie, or a cheetah or camouflage it in cloud cover. If your job is to be the official pace car for the Gay Olympics you can always go with the rainbow-colored one. Currently, the service is only offered in Sweden. Don't be sad, it ain't cheap.

According to the company, the film will cost about $3,100 with parts and labor. The film lasts for two years, after which it should be removed or replaced with another look. The film is supposed to also protect your original paint, though it will almost certainly cause serious damage to your dignity.

[Volvo via CarScoop]