From the "A Tank in Every Driveway and two Chickens in Every Pot" school of thought comes this not-necessarily-brilliant idea. But we do like that they're called "minute man tanks"...we could totally see Watt driving one of these around Pedro with his kayak strapped to the roof. [Thanks to CTE for the tip.]
Bulletproof Body Turns Any Auto Into an Armored Car [Modern Mechanix via MAKE]
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Who Put the Donk in the JL421 Badonkadonk? [Internal]