According to Moscow Mayor Mayor Mayor Yuri "Not Gagarin" Luzhkov, motorists willing to navigate the city in diminutive, efficient vehicles should receive a bonus. What's more, he's willing to back it up with a fistful of dollars, suggesting "We should establish incentives for citizens who opt for small-size cars with electric and hybrid engines. I am ready to grant a bonus of 1,000 U.S. dollars to each of them." The Man With No Name, Ennio Morricone, Salman Rushdie and Lavrenti Beria were all unavailable for comment on the program.

Moscow's mayor promises $1,000-bonus for baby cars buyers [ITAR-TASS]

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