In Russia, Caption Contests You!

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When this surfaced, we all kind of sat around, slack-jawed at the compositional perfection that is this picture. It's Russian, it's a woman on a pony waiting for McDonald's, and it's bookended by Soviet-era steel. We literally had to shoot down dozens of headlines for this one, so we figured you hucksters would enjoy taking a swing at writing an extraordinary caption of you own. Our swag bag runneth dry these days, so let's call this one a contest for bragging rights. We'll pick out the ones we like and have a runoff vote tomorrow. Have at it, ya rapscallions. [AutoUnleashed]