If The Bullshit Used Car Dealers Said Were Actually True

Photo: Third Leg Studios/YouTube

Used car salespeople get such a bad rap. Sure, they’re sometimes tough and coarse on the outside, refusing to balk from their ridiculous asking prices. But what if their bullshit clichéd lines about “practically losing money on this car” and “I’ve got to feed my kids” were actually true?

Here’s a comedy sketch by Third Leg Studios entitled “The Typical Car Salesman,” and it’s full of great cliches like “you seem like a nice guy,” “don’t tell the boss,” “you’re basically stealing it.”

Hey, car salesmen have to eat too.

Hat tip to Sirlurkalot!


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David Tracy

Writer, Jalopnik. 1979 Jeep Cherokee Golden Eagle, 1985 Jeep J10, 1948 Willys CJ-2A, 1995 Jeep Cherokee, 1992 Jeep Cherokee auto, 1991 Jeep Cherokee 5spd, 1976 Jeep DJ-5D, totaled 2003 Kia Rio