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I certainly wasn’t born yet in 1968, so there’s no way I was waiting up for Santa that year. Good thing I wasn’t, because he would have probably been late because he went to one of the “cold rooms” in Dearborn to check on the Ford Bronco.


And that got me thinking. What would Santa drive?

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It's Malaise Time (né LandyYachty)

Googling “Santa Hot Rod” yields some really weird shit, but I think Boomer Facebook T-shirt MAGA Santa takes the cake