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We shudder to think of how this saloon would suffer at the hands of Beavis, what with its 400hp blown eight, satin-finish walnut trim, and slightly-overwrought aluminium-type side gills. Nevertheless, the six-speed autobox would allow Butt-Head's partner in crime to travel with ease, eliminating unseemly clutch action. Plus, the mesh grill adds a dash of "Are you threatening me?" to the whole package. Ford's cash-bleeding Brit-luxo division just unveiled it at the British International Motor Show, and well, Mr. Anderson, your garden is doomed.

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