Hyundai Dealer Says Sale Prices Are Equivalent To A Monster Erection

Buying a car below list price is one of the small victories you can still experience in life. But is it four hour boner inducing? It sure is, according to Long Island City Hyundai.

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Long Island City Hyundai took the erection analogy of prolonged euphoria to its climax before coming out with the real reason for this man's visit to the ER. A deal on a new car is an arousing proposition, but is it really orgasmic?

Apparently yes. Yes it is.

Hat Tip to @KimBhasin

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hammerheadfistpunch
HammerheadFistpunch

Sweet steering wheel, certainly came off something a lot cooler than a Hyundai. Poor Guy, probably in shock from being pried out of it at the dealer when his trophy wife made him trade it in to buy a new Sorento. She's got his balls, and they've got his classic sports car...but he's going to keep something for himself dammit!