How Not to Hoon

Certainly, repeatedly jumping a beat Toyota Corolla of early-'90s vintage repeatedly qualifies as an act of hoonage. But when you call yourselves "Rednecks With Money" and soundtrack the entire thing to the unfortunate Megadeth track "Symphony of Destruction" (seriously, just try singing like Dave Mustaine and see if you don't crack yourself up) the hoonage required must be epic to make up for said choices. In this case, it was not. You don't even want to know how you fared with the East German judge.

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