Seriously, maybe those NASCAR folks are on to something with their grandstands, retaining walls and the rest of that safety stuff. I mean, probably not β€” but you know, it's worth asking the question. Another question worth answering β€” is there a lawyer out there who could potentially answer whether this is a hit and run?

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