I’m not really going to go beyond that, for now. Just watch. Let the crappy techno lull you into a false sense of security, until the point where you forget that this video comes from (of course) Russia. And then... just watch.

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Yeah, that moose came out of nowhere. Though the video is titled “the sign doesn’t lie” in Russian, so I guess you can’t say it wasn’t truly out of nowhere.

Hope everyone’s okay, including the moose, I mean. Nobody likes getting their car destroyed. Or being destroyed by a car. Or, you know, just “being a moose.”


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