Hey Mercedes-AMG: Please Pump The Brakes On All The Boats

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There’s another car-themed boat, everyone. Because you know as soon as we saw the 1,000-plus-horsepower Mercedes-AMG Project One, there was someone already in the wings, dreaming up a boat version of it. And here it is: the Cigarette Racing 515 Project One. It has 3,100 HP.

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There are simply too many boats. There’s this boat, which is basically the same as the boat in the photo above. And this boat. And this boat. And this boat. And this boat. And this boat. And this boat.

See? Too many boats, which are not cars. No more boats, please. Thank you.

Writer at Jalopnik and consumer of many noodles.

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