Why do they call it a steam roller, if it doesn’t roll steam???????? HAR HAR HAR. Just jokes, friends. Steam rollers actually can roll over a lot of things. Soda cans, water beds, even a piano. Well, partially a piano. It has a little trouble smashing that into smithereens. But watch what it does a toilet.

This clip from the NatGeo television show Showdown of the Unbeatables features a steam roller driving over a bunch of stuff. Why, I have no idea because I’ve never actually watched it, but sometimes when you’re just searching for steam rollers on Youtube you just find things, you know?

Anyways, it’s a beautiful day out and you’re trapped at work. Let watching this be your small act of rebellion.

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