Image credit: Chris Roams

Until personal teleportation devices are invented, rental cars will probably make up a fair chunk of the cars in traffic pretty much everywhere you go. And sometimes they’re vacations in and of themselves.

Last week, I asked you guys for the most abuse you’ve ever heaped on a rental car. If you usually don’t permit eating in your personal car, then maybe a rental car is the place to try it out! If you compulsively wash your car every week, then maybe it was a breath of fresh air to not spend Saturday morning at the car wash.

That’s the extent of misbehaving that I’ve committed in rental cars because I’m boring. What about you outlaws?

Airport (yetanothervariant2)

There’s a Louis CK joke about this somewhere...

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The Gross, The Abuse And The Stupid (benlama1)

I like the Suzuki story.

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Moving Day (BullCity10)

Those damn U-Haul trailers.

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Brake Problems (Anonymous)

I always wonder if this happens to rental cars near race tracks.

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Jumping Beans (Domo Coupe)

For hilarity’s sake, let’s say it was a Versa.

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Fighting The Good Fight (functionoverfashion)

A clean Hummer is a wasted Hummer.

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Greece (Morgan)

When in Europe, rent a scooter.

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Men (Lakespeed6)

Be right back just throwing up from the imagined smell.

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HERON! (SadTrombonez)

Not totally your fault.

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‘Ring Insurance (3pedals)

That has to be a thing, right?

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Damn (SmugAardvark)

Getting stuck trying to look majestic.

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Rental Mustang (Chris Roams)

No Jeep? No problem!

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Cops (Dr. Drift)

They’re people, too!

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Code Brown (Le frenchy of the North)

Show them the credit card bill.