Here Are The Least Powerful Cars You've Owned

Here Are The Least Powerful Cars You've Owned

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Owning a slow car can be fun — or annoying.

The adage of “it’s more fun to drive a slow car fast” doesn’t apply to every car that’s down on power. Some vehicles can be dangerously underpowered, especially with how crazy a lot of other drivers are.

The least powerful car I’ve ever owned was my 2013 Chevy Sonic. I was a young, broke dad/college student, so I didn’t have the more peppy turbo engine. I was stuck with the LT trim with the 1.8-liter I4. It put out just 138 horses.

We asked readers what car was the least powerful they ever owned. Here are their answers.

Welcome back to Answers of the Day, our daily Jalopnik feature where we take the best responses to the previous Question of the Day and shine them up to show off. It’s by you and for you, Jalopnik readers. Enjoy!

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Citroën 2CV

Citroën 2CV

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Pretty sure it was my 2CV :) bright green and tons of fun, but powerful she wasn’t.

Suggested by: PrettyFlyForAWiFi

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Renault 18i

Renault 18i

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My 1981 Renault 18i that had in college. The car made 80 horsepower and had a 5 speed manual. Unless you needed to brake or shift gears the accelerator constantly was on the floor. Took forever to get up to speed but would cruise comfortably on the freeway at 80MPH. The best part was the classic French handling. Soft suspension with lots of body roll made for a lot of fun since I drove it flat out all the time!

Suggested by: Lee Starnes (Facebook)

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Subaru GL

Subaru GL

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In high school (2003ish) I had a 1985 Subaru GL Wagon which was a California emissions with a feedback carb (ECU and carb) and had several miles of vacuum lines in the engine bay. It never ran right. I think it was rated at 85hp when it was new, but I’m guessing more like 50 when I had it.

We used to try to film 0-60 runs in our cars, but the best digital camera that anyone had that I knew could only take 30 second videos....not nearly enough.

WOT in 5th gear was about 65mph (it would go a bit faster in 3rd or 4th), so that was my cruise control for the occasional highway jaunts.

Suggested by: Numbchux

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Chevy Celebrity Wagon

Chevy Celebrity Wagon

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Mom’s 1987 Chevy Celebrity wagon, 2.8 throttle body injection V6, 3 speed auto, I think it made 140 hp. Wood look wrap. I still miss it sometimes.

Suggested by: Paul Medina (Facebook)

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80's Toyota Tercel Wagon

80's Toyota Tercel Wagon

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Mine was grey, manual FWD Tercel wagon. Low 60's HP.

Suggested by: moistened bint

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Mazda GLC

Mazda GLC

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1978 Mazda GLC 4 door/hatchback. Manual transmission, 1270 ccs & 53 hp of wheezy fury. Would only go faster than 75 mph if you were drafting a semi truck. Delivered a lot of pizza to pay for college in the mid-‘80s, though.

Suggested by: Lee Grimes (Facebook)

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Mercury LN7

Mercury LN7

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My first car, a 1983 white Mercury LN-7 with a blue interior, purchased used in 1988 because it was affordable, I was 18 and I thought it looked cool.

It had a whopping 70hp with 88lb ft of torque and a 0-60 time 0f 14.6 seconds.

Suggested by: Mehphisto

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1965 VW Karmann-Ghia

1965 VW Karmann-Ghia

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1965 VW Karmann-Ghia with stock 40 hp 1200 cc. Top speed was around 75 mph. I remedied that with a 1967 cc (92 mm x 74 mm) stroker with dual Weber 44 IDFs making an easy 100-110 hp. Getting it to stop with those four tiny drum brakes was another matter.

Suggested by: Jesse Yang (Facebook)

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70s Citroën Mehari

70s Citroën Mehari

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Pfftt... amateurs! How about a 70's Citroen Mehari with a whole 29hp in a hilly coastal area? Trying to get up the hill out of town loaded with 4 people is borderline dangerous: 35kph (20mph) is all she’s got sometimes.

And don’t get me started on that one #*%$@&! red stop light on the hill out of town. Perhaps the only light I’ve ran through red more times than orange. All other times, poor clutch...

Still, it’s woefully terrible, but I love it!

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Plymouth Horizon

Plymouth Horizon

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Plymouth Horizon. 93 hp from the factory in 1988, five speed. If it went over 60, the primary output of the throttle was noise. But damn was it fun around town.

Suggested by: Scott Wiltse (Facebook)

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1987 Toyota Corolla

1987 Toyota Corolla

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My 1987 Toyota Corolla had a 71 hp, 1.6 liter carbureted engine, which was I believe the last carbureted passenger car available in the United States (the Jeep Grand Wagoneer continued on with a carburetor until the early 90's, I believe).

It also had a three-speed automatic transmission. But it was so tiny and lightweight that it felt super-fast.

Suggested by: neverspeakawordagain

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1985 Cadillac Eldorado

1985 Cadillac Eldorado

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85 Eldorado Cadillac, 4100 v-8. Great car just couldn’t get out of its own way.

Suggested by: Mike Mears (Facebook)

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VW Dasher

VW Dasher

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100 HP!? My parents’ 1980 VW Dasher Diesel only had ~50hp.

...and only 4 forward gears to go with the meager output and limited RPM range.

Top speed was about 65mph and it took all day to get there. The wooden shift knob was classy though.

I think my dad’s ratty old VW Bus only had about 4ohp. I got to drive that once before he sold it. That was an interesting experience - sitting over the wheels with a school bus steering wheel, pedals coming out of the floor and a shifter connected to a bowl of jello by 25ft of spaghetti noodles.

Suggested by: patman

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Kia Picanto

Kia Picanto

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At the moment, my first and only car so far, 2015 Mk2 Kia Picanto 1.0. Only has around 67ish horsepower. But, because the car is so light, and its a 3 cylinder engine, it’s actually not that bad, and a lot of fun to drive too. I can basically drive it flat out all of the time.

Suggested by: Anthony Hamilton

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Saab 96

Saab 96

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1973 Saab 96. 64 hp when new... probably less than half of that based in the condition it was in and how poorly it ran.

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