Health. Joy. Adventures. Accomplishing your dreams. Annihilating your enemies. Twingo ownership. As this year comes to a close soon, we at Jalopnik wish these things and more for you in 2018!
You don’t want one... trust me... I know those VERY well... I grew up with them... they surrounded me my entire freaking life... they are around every single corner... driven by bipolar people under meds, ready to hit you if you don’t manage to avoid them... They are evil... Bad.... death!!!! Run away while you can! And fuck Twingos!
(ok I might be overdoing it, but still... I don’t like those. AT ALL.)