The Dodge Dakota is a fine truck, but it lacks… something. How about a black-and-orange paint job and the entire galaxy of J.C. Whitney hood scoops? Oakland resident W1ngnut spotted this truck while visiting Ohio.

Here's what W1ngnut has to say about his find:

I came back to Ohio from the Bay for the holidays and whilst shopping at the mall, my brother and I came across this monstrosity. He's a jalopnik fan as well and we both knew what had to be done. I'm sure you guys can use this photo for something! It definitely had us laughing out loud.