What's the worst thing about crashing your car while driving drunk without pants? The Internet. This son of a wealthy Brazilian businessman found out the hard way that Johnny Walker, no-pants-driving and a late-model Camaro, shaken together, forms a stiff cocktail of online shame.

The kid, apparently driving under the influence, somehow crashed into a park in the Brazil suburb of Sao Bernardo do Campo. First responders wrapped a towel around his waist, below which he was indeed naked, as they led him from the wrecked car.

According to news reports, this isn't the first such accident for Senhor No Pants. Earlier this year, he crashed his father's Ferrari F430.