All of us that were hoping to get a boost for our stock portfolios because of the Detroit Auto Show should probably consider other avenues for financial gain (Alpacas?), at least according to analysts at Goldman Sachs. The buzzkills over there remind us a recession is coming, car sales will decrease, people will stop buying shares in auto companies and workers will get laid off. Clearly, these analysts didn't know about the Audi R8 V12 TDi. We'll show those suckas what's what!

Whatever Warren Buffett may think aside, we all know where the fun's going to be. You can follow all the awesome activity starting Saturday night while Wert does his bad white guy dances at the GM Style Event, all day Sunday and all next week on the Detroit Auto Show tag page, or our RSS Feed if you're so inclined. Or just refresh the page every 15 seconds in between pretending to work. [Financial Post, Photo Jacob Riis]