You mean we're not fired? C'mon, GM make up your damn mind already. We were just about to print out 100 copies of our resume on the company printer and badmouth you to the accounting department. At least you're keeping us on until Labor Day, September 6 — the same day Ford's letting us go — which is something, we suppose. Will we still get cake?
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