Get Out Of My Corn You Damn Rally Driver!

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Ben Wojdyla
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I grew up on a farm. Occasionally drunks would swerve off the road and take out huge swaths of corn. Never once did a rally driver plow through our fields. Especially in a Fiat 500 Abarth.

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