Uber is almost single-handedly redefining what it means to get around. It's also led by a greedy shitweasel, joyfully violates local laws, gouges customers in times of crisis, threatens to spy on reporters, and has problems with drivers sexually assaulting passengers. It also sucks at apologizing, which makes this Funny Or Die video so perfectly sad.


It's got it all. Savaging its competitors, its bullshit driver background check, money-grubbing tactics, and a parade of tech-bros broken up by a token woman. "Thanks female!"

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