Two sports cars once belonging to "Malcolm in the Middle" star, Frankie Muniz, a 2004 GTO and a 2004 Volkswagen Golf R-32, are on the block at eBay. We'd not known the kid's given name — at least the one on the registration — is the infantalized "Frankie," not Frank, considering he's at that awkward twilight of Hollywood youth. (Hey, Rick Schroeder, how's that "adult" shit working out for ya?) We suppose he's upgrading to cars befitting his advanced age, just as Joey Lawrence (a very special "Blossom") upgraded to a Ferrari 360 Modena after his childhood career flamed out. If you ask us how we know that, we'll have to kill you.
Frankie Muniz [Double Viking]
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