Forbes: Mini Gives Scion the What What

And I thought all those guys in pinstripes were out of touch with the kids.

Forbes steps to Scion with extreme prejudice, calling out the kid-glomming Toyota brand for maximum frontage. Kids, says writer Michael Frank, are being led to dealers of the Scizzy by sheer corporate manipulation, not quality. Drawn by ads touting Scion models, such as the yo, yo, pimpity pimp, xB be-ox, youngsters are missing out on cars that are the, er, shizzoodle, like the Mini Cooper. Word to your accountant.

Forbes