Supposedly, spring has sprung, but the weather here in Southern California is suspiciously similar to what we were dealing with back in February. Somebody's lying. And Dan Lienert's gotta be lying through his teeth when he calls the Cadillac Escalade EXT "ultra-cool." Dan, you know what we do whenever we see some poor schnook in an EXT? We laugh. We giggle. Sometimes we point. There is nothing cool about the EXT. But at least the 'Slade-Up inspires some reaction. The rest of the cars on the list, with the exception of the M6 and the V8 Vantage, basically inspire a case of seasonally affected dysthemia. Click through to get bored.
Aston Martin V-8 Vantage
Audi Q7
BMW M6 coupe
Cadillac Escalade EXT
Cadillac XLR-V
Fisker Coachbuild Tramonto
Jaguar XK
Lexus GS Hybrid
Mercedes-Benz GL-Class
Mercedes-Benz S600
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