Forbes Lists Spring Hotttness, We're Underwhelmed

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Supposedly, spring has sprung, but the weather here in Southern California is suspiciously similar to what we were dealing with back in February. Somebody's lying. And Dan Lienert's gotta be lying through his teeth when he calls the Cadillac Escalade EXT "ultra-cool." Dan, you know what we do whenever we see some poor schnook in an EXT? We laugh. We giggle. Sometimes we point. There is nothing cool about the EXT. But at least the 'Slade-Up inspires some reaction. The rest of the cars on the list, with the exception of the M6 and the V8 Vantage, basically inspire a case of seasonally affected dysthemia. Click through to get bored.

Aston Martin V-8 Vantage

Audi Q7

BMW M6 coupe

Cadillac Escalade EXT

Cadillac XLR-V

Fisker Coachbuild Tramonto

Jaguar XK

Lexus GS Hybrid

Mercedes-Benz GL-Class

Mercedes-Benz S600

Spring New Car Forecast 2006

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