Well friends, I'm 5 pounds fatter. Yesterday, we picked our automotive Thanksgiving Turkey. As it turns out, the pink Veyron of horror was hatched by a dude named Nigo who owns a clothing company in Japan called Bathing Ape. Not content with completely screwing up the most technically advanced car in the world, Nigo went ahead and dork-a-fied a Rolls-Royce Phantom. Smooth move, ex-lax. We would just like to point out that ex-lax is actually spelled in all lowercase letters, because we have nothing else to say about slaughtering totally amazing vehicles to promote your stupid t-shirts, no matter how "street" you think they are. Tip of the 10 and 1 Green Bay Packers starter cap to Simon for the hook up.