Everything Written About The 750 HP Vision Mercedes-Maybach Is BS

This is the Vision Mercedes-Maybach 6. It’s rather large. Mercedes says it’s both “hot” and “cool,” with a design that is “technoid and reduced.” Whatever that means. Seriously, who writes these press releases?

It doesn’t look like any of Mercedes-Benz’s own employees edited their press release on the company’s new kindler, gentler, more eco-friendly luxobarge, so we took the liberty to print out their PR nonsense and edit it for them.

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Now stop saying you invented the automobile.

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Kristen Lee

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