Ah, the ennui of the young and wealthy in the United Arab Emirates. The seconds drag by, the very color is drained from the sky, and even your countless fawning servants cannot make you feel really alive. Sometimes the only thing to do is to get behind the wheel of your million-dollar Italian work of art... and spin some donuts with it in a parking lot while your buddy films it on his low-end video camera. Somehow I think this would be more satisfying in a clapped-out 390 Galaxie.

Another Enzo Bites The Dust, This Time With Eddie Griffin At The Wheel [internal]